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just a rant

I was watching c-span today and they have a show on about the newest books that are coming out and the authors that have written them. Well, this new writer has written a book about how our country has become sissified and we need to go back to when we were children (my age is 36, so all of those people born during the late '60's and early '70's) and remember when we would ride our bikes without helmets and pads and actually had fun being one with a machine under our butts and not looking like a fucking robot on a bike, like we do now. Remember a time when playing on the playground was fun. We would swing as high as we could and jump off and learned a valuable lesson about gravity and felt good about the fact that even though we broke a leg or our arms, we finally were able to touch that one branch on the tree when we jumped off. Remember when getting a scratch or a bruise was a learning experience and the scar that came afterwards when the wound healed was a badge of honor. We have so pussied our own children to the world that they are now being covered in foam rubber and pretty much rolled in bubble wrap to protect them from the "dangers" that we grew up with that they will not know how to handle themselves when and if they have fallen off the bike, that's because we put padding and helmets on all our children. We have put padding on all playground equipment so that our children won't exprience the pleasure or excitement of falling down of getting those fabled badges of honor. We have put so much emphasis on protecting them that we, ourselves have forgotten our own childhoods. That we, as a species need to find out what "dangers" are out in the world that have medicated and sedated ourselves so much that we now think that we need our government to think for us, that we need our leaders to lead us away from preceived "dangers" that we installed a warning system (color coded) to tell us what "dangers" are around us and to protect ourselves from those "dangers". I am not saying that the world isn't a dangerous place by no means am I saying that. What I am saying is that we need to figure out what is dangerous and what isn't, ourselves. We know terrorists exists, we know that because of what happened on 9/11/2001, what we need to do is stop worrying about it, we know the dangers of terrorists and their extreme ideals that they are willing to die for. But, are we really willing to die for our own? Are we really ready to send our sons and daughters into a war that shouldn't have beed fought in the first place (but now that we are we should stay in and win)? I think that we as a people of the United States should stay in this thing and win it, if we pull out now, the rest of the world will become the big bully on the playground and try to manipulate and control us into doing whatever it wants. If we stay in this war and win it, then we will show the rest of the world "don't fuck with us". If we pull out now we would've just shown the rest of the world that we could be bullied into doing whatever the rest of the world wants. Korea and China as well as Russia will love it if we pulled out now, Iran would then do it's best to become the snot nosed asshole kid with the "I have all the magic: the gathering cards now and you don't have shit" attitude and try to get those other countries into some kind of an agreement and come after us. So, we should win this war and flip off the rest of the world and say "fuck you all, we are the best and we proved it" But I digress, back to what I was saying about our children, if we continue to overprotect them they will never learn a lesson about life. They will never know the joy of going super high on a swing, they will never know the joy of learning to get back on when they fall off the bike, they will never learn the joy I felt as a child whenever I finally touched the branch on tree when I swung my swing as hard and as fast as I could to get up to that branch and touched the sky. I may have broken my foot landing, but through the tears of joy I told my Dad that I finally touched the branch that I have been (seemed forever to a kid) trying to grab a hold of and won. He was so proud of me and yes he was concerned about my foot, but that was the best feeling in the world. He smiled and said, "Good for you, son, good for you, keep reaching for the stars." "Now, lets go to the hospital and have them take a look at that foot." That was the coolest thing in the world, to me. We have got to stop putting so much emphasis on protecting our children, and let them be themselves. I know that my son will be all right because he has learned that I won't always be there to protect him, that he has learned to protect himself. That the government shouldn't protect us so much that we become so coddled that we can't even think for ourselves, but that is exactly what Clinton wants, she isn't a "progressive liberal" that's just a coded phrase for socialist, it takes a village my ass, she is just another person trying to control you and your thoughts. So, that is my end of my rantings, try to have a nice day.

just a small rant

What the fuck happened to the english language? Have we been so taken with being lazy and not pronouncing words correctly that we have come to the point of actually using the vernacular instead of the actual word when writing out our thoughts have our thoughts have gotten to muddled with texting people using shorthand that our writing has now become just like it? I was reading another myspace friends blog and she had the nerve to use "prolly" instead of probably because we have gotten so used to hearing incorrect english in songs from those shitty rap groups that we are now actually using their use of poor english even in our writings that makes all of us sound like "we be retar'ed" What the Fuck is wrong with you people? Didn't you finish school? You have to sound ignorant in reality and to prove it you have the gall to actually use that excuse for a "language" in your writings? What the fuck is it with that particular "culture" that makes it appealing? The stupid songs, the way they wear their clothes off their bodies, (hey idiots your pants are supposed to be pulled up around your waist not around your ass) What the fuck is that about? From what I have heard that when some guy that is in prison wears their pants down low like that it means that they are available for backdoor action, when kids see this and not realizing what it means start to copy their rap singer hero, because the rap star may or may not know what that means in prison wears his or her pants down low around their asses, then the kids start to emmulate that. Well, now you have normal kids unconsciously telling each other that they want to fuck each other in their asses, although it is funny when you think about how they would react to that fact if it were pointed out to them, most of the straights would pull up their pants and go and find a belt. Anyways, people start writing in english again and then maybe we will start speaking correctly again. Otherwise, we are doomed to sound like we don't have enough sense to come in out of the rain.
Any ways, while I was watching the movie "Dragonslyer" I noticed that toward the end of the movie the pagans were the ones to actually go out and kill the dragon whereas, the chrisians stayed inside their "church" to "pray and sing songs until the dragon is killed by god" Which means that the pagans were actively doing something about a situation that required actual particapation while the xians stayed inside waiting for their "god" to show up and kill the dragon while they just sat there singing their songs. What the fuck ever!!! You have to get involved with everything don't expect your "god" to show up because it was blantly obvious that their "god" was a fake because it took Nature and Natural Magick to bring down the beast, dumbasses!!! And yes, I realize it is just a movie but what you fail to realize too, is that most if not all of the movies since about pagan and pagan magick have been made to make us look like assholes with pacts with their devil. And here is a movie that depicts xians as what they truely are: Lazy, tooo fucking lazy. Too lazy to get off their collective asses and fight for their lives, and expecting some mysterious skyman to appear and crush the dragon for them. Lazy fucks!!! Get off your asses and help!!! Afterall, it took the pagans to clean up the mess while the xians sat singing gay ass songs about faith and waiting for jesus to tell it upon the mountian. I don't know I guess it did keep them out of the way while the true heros the Pagans, handled and saved the villiage.
That wraps up another WTF blog thanks for "listenin'" ha ha.

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I used to be stupid then I became a wise one.

I used to be xtian along time ago, when I realized that every Sunday I was forced to get up out of bed, take a shower and put on clean clothes to impress people I hardly knew nor cared about, and sit in an uncomfortable seat and in a row with the rest of my family (this is from a teen age perception) while listening to some one else's opinion of what he or she thought what god wanted us to do or say or how to think. I woke up from this nightmare and began sitting in the foyer of my parent's church and waited patiently for the crap to be over so we could go and eat lunch. I became disillusioned with the entire fantasy of some dead guy coming back to life, yea, Zombies, that want not to eat your brains, but to telepathically tell this Hebrew dead guy to be your master and have you eat of his flesh and drink of his blood (cannibalism and vampirism) that you will have immortality like him, yea, I am going to be a Hebrew zombie,too. That he will forgive all of your wrongdoings and such and take away some kind of evil that was put there when some rib woman ate from the right tree just at the wrong time and some talking snake told her to do it the first place, and then years later this same god would "wash away all our sinful acts by using a flood" that flooded the entire planet (no geological evidence whatsoever) and then told one guy to build a boat that can hold two of every species known (presumably at the time) and the fact that apparently all species lived within walking distance of Noah's house, so that these animals would repopulate the planet, (question, if god made the world why didn't he just start over with fresh ideas?) so for forty day and forty nights, it rained a lot, then the guy stuck a dove out of the window and it somehow knew to fly to land and the somehow the boat steered itself towards where the dove had landed and the guy then let the rest of the animals out and he and his family were saved, so from what I understand, according to this belief system, at first we all came from Adam and Eve (which in Hebrew means "Man" and "Woman", and no mention of Adam's first wife Lilith) then some bad shit happens between god and man and god has a piss fit (the rain) and kill's every descendant of Adam and Eves. But manages to keep one family alive to repopulate the earth, so every xtian on the planet thinks that all life began from A and E, but actually were spawned by the Noah family, o.k. By the way the "Noah's Ark" story is fine way of scaring kids to act nice and proper, it was taken from a Sumerian story that was told around campfires for thousands of years before the nomadic Hebrews even came to Sumer. The original protagonist in the story's name is Gilgamesh, not Noah, Noah is a Hebrew translation of the name Gilgamesh. I really wish this simple minded people would actually take the time to review their belief system and find out the real history of where the many stories in their big book of crap come from and not put their faith in the book, but rather put their faith into themselves and others and not some dead zombie guy. As for the other Monotheistic religions they all came from Jewish faith and at one time the Hebrews were pagan, they just decided to combine all their Gods and Goddesses into one so that it would be easier to remember one god than many, well let's just say the xtians and Muslims took it one step further and committed a lot of death and torture in the name of their god. And as I sat in the foyer I thought about what it meant to be a xtian and decided to study up on the whole history of the religion and discovered the horrors and death that was spread during the dark ages and the fear that the church had used to control the minds of millions and how now there are more denominations of this ridiculous religion in the world and every member of this political and religious organization all feel the same way, they are right and every one else will burn in some personal hell forever, whatever freaks, I believe in reincarnation. I believe that when you die you will be reborn in another form, (hopefully human) and the soul learns from each lifetime experience and continues on, Einstein believed in reincarnation simply because energy in any form can not be destroyed nor created it continues on in another form. So later on in life I met my first wife and she was a Pagan and she introduced me to her cousin whom was a High Priest of her Coven and he showed me what Pagans believed and they were exactly what I believed and so I became Wiccan and a Druid, as study other pagan belief systems as well, like Buddha and Taoism and other and found that the original Buddha system was a forerunner of Druidrury and I liked that. But I am still agnostic, it's ok to be agnostic and pagan but I also trust in science, I don't believe in science because there are some things science can't explain until some thing or discovery is made to prove the science to be right or wrong. At least with scientists, they will usually admit when they are wrong, xians and their "creation science" won't admit when they are wrong.

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